How not to rack up good grades

Mosnews reports this strange tale of a man caught trying to impersonate his sister in a Moscow State University exam:

The dean of Moscow State University’s Journalism Department, Yasen Zasursky told the agency that on Sunday security staff who checked the contenders for cheat notes paid particular attention to a girl with bright makeup and “especially outstanding feminine features”. A thorough check revealed that the girl was in fact a young man who tried to pose as a girl to pass the exam instead of his sister.

The dean said that security were especially suspicious of the applicant’s breasts that were of “incomparable proportions”. They thought that cheat notes could be hidden inside her clothing. However, it turned out that the breasts were fake.

Thanks to Nathan, co-founder of the Mosnews Appreciation Society for sending me this tale of epic proportions. 

Check out as well, this space-opera: Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Deep Impact Comet Crash

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