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Russian Space Shuttle Buran sails the Rhine

Posted on 12 April 2008 by Andy

The Buran space shuttle, once the pride of the Soviet space fleet, has been sedately floating down the river Rhine, making its way to its new home in a German museum.

The Buran was only ever flown once - an unmanned test flight in November 1988. Future flights were planned, but the collapse of the Soviet Union and economic hardship in Russia meant that the Buran programme was cancelled in 1993.

The last surviving Buran has been exhibited around the world - most notably at the 2000 Olympic Games in Sydney - and will now be on display at the Technik Museum Speyer, near Mannheim, Germany.

Apparently, the cost of transporting the Buran to Germany, and the construction of a new hall to house the shuttle, was over $15 million.

Buran on Rhine pontoon

Buran foating on Rhine

Buran Rhine Side View

Buran Rhine Night from side

Buran Soviet Flag

(Pictures with permission of: Torsten Dillenburg, Marc-Cologne, Walter Kraegeloh, eternaltedium, Joachim S Muller and Netream.

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Rugby: Russia beat Romania to go top of table

Posted on 17 March 2008 by Andy

Russian Rugby Scrum HalfRussia’s Rugby Union team have climbed back to the summit of the European Nations Cup table, after a hard fought 12-8 victory over Romania.

The win, secured only with two last-gasp penalties, sets up an thrilling winner takes all fight for the title next month, as Russia host old rivals Georgia.

Romania, traditionally a European rugby powerhouse, were never going to be an easy opponent. Lying third in the table, they trailed Russia and Georgia by just one point at the beginning of the match.

But, in front of 3,000 screaming fans at Krasnodar’s Stadium Junost, Russia kept their nerve and came from behind to edge past a determined and well drilled Romanian team.

Last gasp victory

Georgia Russia Rugby Line-outAfter taking almost the entire game to grind out a 6-3 lead, Russia looked well placed to run down the clock and secure victory. But the Romanian players clearly hadn’t read the script.

With just 12 minutes left to play, a magnificent drive by Romania’s forwards put replacement Valentin Ursache in position to score from a maul. The conversion was missed but the try was enough to take Romania into a narrow 8-6 lead.

Suddenly finding themselves behind, and with the game almost over, the Russians finally kicked into high gear. Romania managed to resist Russia’s relentless attacking play for 8 more minutes, but two penalties in the last four minutes from Yuriy Kushnarev, Russia’s fly-half, gave Russia a last gasp victory.

Russia vs Georgia – winner takes all title fight

Russia Top Rugby TableRussia now find themselves top of the European Nations Cup table, three points clear of old rivals Georgia.

Georgia have a game in hand and if, as expected, they beat Spain, the Lelos will go back to the top of the table on points difference to set up a thrilling climax to the European Nations Cup tournament on 12 April.

Russia, who lost 31-13 to Georgia in Tblisi last year will be the slight underdogs. Although Russia have risen to 16th in the world rankings - their highest ever - they are still two places behind the experienced Georgians. And Georgia, as some regular commenters will recall, came within a whisker of dumping Ireland out of this summer’s Rugby World Cup.

But with three consecutive wins under their belt, and thousands of home fans behind them, I wouldn’t bet against the Russian Bears winning their first major title.

Check back in a few weeks for a full match report…

(Image Credit: Russian Rugby Union).

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Putin or Medvedev - who is the boss?

Posted on 05 March 2008 by Andy

Dmitry Medvedev is Russia’s new President. But what kind of President will he be? Will he wield actual power, or will he just be the right hand man of outgoing President Vladimir Putin? Does the Bear have the stamina to survive in the bear-pit of Russian politics?

The way I see it, there are three broad possibilities for the coming years.

1). Putin is really the boss, and he intends to stay the boss. Either Putin will gradually shift power to the office of Prime Minister, or he’ll run for the Presidency again in 2012 after a caretaker Medvedev Presidency.

2). A planned transfer of power to Medvedev. Either Putin plans to gradually groom his successor, or he plans to surprise us all by retiring from Russian politics in May, while he is on top of his game.

3). An unplanned transfer of power to Medvedev. The Presidency is a constitutionally more powerful role than that of Prime Minister, and Medvedev may fancy his chances of success if he can slowly build his real power base to challenge Putin’s influence.

1 - Putin stays in power

Putin Chess KingLet’s face it, pretty much everyone in the West, and probably most in Russia too, thinks Putin plans to remain Russian top dog for some time to come.

Putin is, after all, a man in his political prime. He is regarded at home and abroad as the architect of Russia’s recent revival (even if the seeds were really sown during the last years of the Yeltsin Presidency, and watered by downpours of oil), and is immensely popular among the Russian electorate.

If I was in Putin’s shoes, I probably wouldn’t want to retire either.

So, if you’re President who has to resign at the end of his second term, but wants to legitimately remain in power, what do you do?

Simple. You find another powerful job, and find someone both reliable and malleable to take on the role of President. In this case, Putin has picked the role of Prime Minister as his ideal job, and Dmitry Medvedev as his reliable, yet malleable Presidential sidekick.

As Prime Minister, Putin has all the official constitutional excuse he needs to wield power. And, working with a President whose power base is thought to be pretty much non-existent beyond Putin, he shouldn’t face any real competition for power. The advantage of being Prime Minister, of course, is that there are no term limits. If he wants to, and he can pull it off, Putin could stay as Russia’s PM until the day he dies.

However, the disadvantage to being Prime Minister is that, technically, he serves at the discretion of the President. If Putin can’t find a way to change the constitution in the next four years, he might well consider that the safest option is to run back to the security of the Presidency in 2012.

2 - A planned transfer of power to Medvedev

Putin MedvedevRussia’s economy is booming - most people’s incomes have shot up during Putin’s rule, a middle class is forming, and the country seems awash with money. Of course, everyone thinks Putin is great.

But Russia’s wealth is built mainly on energy exports and record high prices for oil and gas. It’s economy hasn’t diversified, and the global economy is uncertain, at best. If oil prices crash, the Russian economy is likely to follow.

And if the Russian suffers another financial meltdown like 1998, guess who they’re going to blame?

Given the global economic uncertainty, now might seem a very attractive time for Putin to retire on top of his game, with his reputation intact. He could crack open the little nest egg he’s supposedly been stashing away over the past eight years and live a very comfortable retirement.

In this scenario, the only real question is when does Putin intend to retire? Does he intend to go out in a blaze of glory in May, or will he hang on a while to show Medvedev the ropes.

Going out in a blaze of glory has its attractions, of course, but it has its dangers too. Medvedev doesn’t have a massive power base and, while watching Medvedev struggle might have a certain appeal for Putin, it also opens him up to dangers. Putin has made many enemies during the past eight years and, in an uncertain country like Russia, protection is vital. A weak President can’t offer much protection.

It may well be best for Putin to hold off on retiring immediately, and spend a little time showing his acolyte the ropes.

3 – An unplanned transfer of power

Chess VictoryFor Russia, an unplanned transfer of power is probably the least desirable outcome – in the short-term, at least. Journalists probably love the idea, though, as few things sell newspapers better than an epic power struggle.

The position of President of Russia is a powerful one. As noted above, the President can technically fire his Prime Minister and Government at will. Both Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev know this.

Much has been made of Medvedev’s political weakness compared to Putin. He is widely regarded as Putin’s man. And, in a very real sense, he is. Without Putin’s sponsorship, Medvedev would probably be muddling along in regional politics, or have given up politics entirely in favour of a steady management job somewhere.

If he were to try and fire Putin this year, no-one would stand for it. Medvedev simply couldn’t rule today without Putin’s active support.

But there’s something about being President of a powerful country that increases a man’s stature in the eyes of his people - and increases a man’s stature in his own eyes. Surely, one day, Medvedev will get tired of being told what to do by his supposed subordinate?

Will we see another battle for the White House?

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Liveblogging the Russian Presidential Election

Posted on 02 March 2008 by Andy

Dmitry MedvedevRussians are at the polls today, voting for the man who will become their third President, after Boris Yeltsin and Vladimir Putin.

Of the four candidates to be President of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev is the clear favourite - polls indicate he will pull in between 60 and 70 percent of the popular vote, with his nearest rivals struggling to reach 15-20%.

Throughout the day, I’ll be updating this post with the latest news from the election, as it happens. Although the result isn’t in doubt, there is still plenty to be interested in this year. Just how big will Medvedev’s margin be? Will observers find any real incidents of fraud? Will Chechens top their 99% vote for Putin four years ago with a 100% vote for Medvedev?

Please note that many of the links are to Russian language news sources. Where possible, I’ve linked to a translation, as well as the Russian language article. Additonally, some of the pages seem to be being updated on the fly, so the content may change after I link to it…

Time: Monday morning - Moscow 10:15am, London 7:15am, New York 2:15am

The results haven’t quite been announced, but with 99% of the vote counted, Medvedev has snuck past the 70% mark (translation here). The candidates now stand as follows:

70.23% - Dmitry Medvedev, United Russia
17.76% - Gennady Zyuganov, Communist Party of the Russian Federation
9.37% - Vladimir Zhirinovsky, Liberal Democratic Party
1.29% - Andrei Bogdanov, Democratic Party of Russia

70% is an important psychological figure, which will on the face of things give much more credibility to backers of Medvedev. On the other hand, the late increase in Medvedev’s vote share, from 64% late yesterday to just over 70% at the close of play, might arouse suspicions among the more conspiracy minded observers of Russian politics…

By the way - Medvedev gained slightly more votes in total than Putin four years ago (translation here), but a slightly lower overall percentage - Putin managed 71.31%.

Before I go, just a few more quick notes.

Vladimir Zhirinovksy has announced that the LDPR will support Vladimir Putin if he is nominated as Prime Minister in May (translation here).

Paul-Marie Couto, a Member of the European Parliament was in Russia to observe the elections. He believes the elections were free and fair (translation here), and will no doubt become a poster child for the Russian Government. In an interview, he told reporters:

“When I get back to France, will convince our fellow citizens that they did not believe that read in the newspapers”.

Not all would agree with him. Other Russia have detailed a long list of voilations on their website and Communist leader Gennady Zyuganov has apparently got a list of 200 violations, which I assume he will release at some point in the near future - either to the press, or to a court.

Finally, the Garry Kasparov led Other Russia will be holding protest marches in Moscow and St Petersburg today. I doubt it will be a good tempered affair, so expect arrests. Indeed, Echo Moscow are reporting that arrests may have already begun (translation here) - Maxim Reznik, the St Petersburg boss of liberal party Yabloko is apparently in police custody.

Time: Moscow 9:45pm, London 6:45pm, New York 1:45pm

All the polling stations are closed now, and the voting is done. All that remains is to count the votes.

Earlyy figures released by the CEC are pretty much following the polls at the moment. As of now, they’re reporting an easy win for Medvedev (translation here) - as we stand the candidates rank as follows:

64.55% - Dmitry Medvedev
18.85% - Gennady Zyuganov
12.71% - Vladimir Zhirinovsky
1.49% - Andrei Bogdanov

No official turnout yet, but I saw an earlier report (sorry, lost the link) which put it at just under 64%, which I’d imagine will be a (very very) slight disappointment to the Kremlin.

In Chechnya, Medvedev gained a disappointing 90% of the vote (translation here). Disappointing because Putin gained 99% there just four years ago…

Both Zyuganov and Zhirinovsky are unhappy. Zyuganov is reporting yet more electoral violations (translation here) - from stuffed ballots to journalists being beaten. Zhirinovsky, meanwhile, has promised to contest the election in court (translation here).

Time: Moscow 6pm, London 3pm, New York 10am

Four people have been arrested at a flashmob demonstration in Moscow (translation here). Garry Kasparov, leader of the Other Russia movement, was reportedly at the event, but no news yet as to whether he was one of those arrested.

Update: looks like Kasparov is on the loose for the time being - well, more or less. According to radio station Echo Moscow, he wasn’t one of those arrested at the flashmob. Kasparov was, however, prevented from entering Red Square (translation here).

Time: Moscow 5pm, London 2pm, New York 9am

Still a bit quiet as we await the first results.

In the meantime, you might be interested to know that 93% of Russian soldiers voted (translation here) in the Far Eastern Military District. Presumably because they were told to.

Additionally, more allegations of violations are coming from the Communist Party (translation here). They are reporting seeing ballot box stuffing, and a polling station where a poster was prominently displayed with a big tick next to one of the candidate’s names.

Time: Moscow 2pm, London 11am, New York 6am.

Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev are at a nice restaurant having lunch
(translated article here), along with Federation Council head Sergei Mironov, Chairman of the State Duma Boris Gryzlov, and current Prime Minister Viktor Zubkov. On the menu, says Interfax, are omul, a fish native to Lake Baikal in Siberia. Mmmmm, tasty.

Surely it’s supposed to be bad luck to celebrate victory before the vote is even done?

Meanwhile, polling stations are beginning to close in the far East of Russia, so the first preliminary results can’t be too far away…

Time: Moscow 2pm, London 11am, New York 6am.

The big names in Russian politics are all turning out to vote. Putin and his wife voted just an hour or so ago (translation here). Putin, like Medvedev before him was in a particularly chipper mood:

“I’m in a celebratory mood. Luidmilla, when she left the house, said that rain means good will”.

Communist candidate Gennady Zyuganov has also voted. Unlike Putin and Medvedev, though, he’s not in a good mood, and seems to be the first person of note to be reporting electoral violations (translation here).

“We sent almost 500,000 observers to oversee polls. Unfortunately, there have been many violations.”

Nationalist LDPR leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky was also out bright and early. Perhaps recognising his limitations, he was pretty upbeat, too, restricting himself to a quick cheer of “For victory!

No news yet of token liberal candidate Andrei Bogdanov.

Time: Moscow, 1pm, London, 10am, New York, 5am

As I wake up in London, voters are going to the polls throughout Russia. Because of the country’s vast size, some regions, like Vladivostok are about to close their polling stations, while voters in the west of the country have many hours still to vote.

So, at the moment, no actual results to report.

The Central Elections Commission are already reporting high turnout, however. An hour or so ago, turnout was running at 15%, which is 3-4% higher than the equivalent time four years ago (translation here). As the turnout last time was just over 64%, the Kremlin will clearly be hoping for a turnout of around 70% to give increased international legitimacy to the election.

Dmitry Medvedev is, of course, among those who voted. He came out of the polling booth with a spring in his step, telling reporters that a new era was dawning:

“Spring has arrived - although it is raining, a new season has come.”

Does anyone believe him?

Election observers are already reporting on the legitimacy of the election. Unfortunately, since the OSCE decided not to send observers (citing intolerable conditions being imposed on them), the only observers seem to be from the Commonwealth of Independent States. They have observers in around half of Russia’s regions and, unsurprisingly, they’re giving the election a clean bill of health (translation here).

Finally, for this update, a bit of light relief - apparently, as is tradition, members of the Central Election Commission will not wear ties to work today (translation here). They’ll don their ties again at 9pm, Moscow Time, when they start announcing the results.

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Russia’s Presidential Election - the Candidates

Posted on 27 February 2008 by Andy

The Putin era will end on Sunday, when Russia elects its next President.

Four men are vying for the top job - Putin’s Poodle, the Neo-Communist, Mad Vlad, and the liberal Masonic Grandmaster who likes to blog.

Dmitry Medvedev - United Russia
Official website: medvedev2008.ru

Dmitry Medvedev United RussiaThe unanswered question on everyone’s lips is - will President Medvedev be his own man, or just Putin’s Poodle?

So far, we’ve seen precious little independent spirit in Dmitry Medvedev. In fact, Vladimir Putin’s preferred candidate is the consumate civil servant - for the past decade, been quietly working in the background, supporting his political master’s career. He managed Putin’s 2000 election campaign and, in 2003 became the Kremlin’s Chief of Staff.

In a word - dull.

Only since 2005, when he was appointed First Deputy Prime Minister, has Medvedev had any kind of real public profile. He used it to good effect - seeing off the marginally more charismatic Sergei Ivanov in the race to become Putin’s unofficially nominated successor.

Of all the four Presidential candidates, Dmitry Medvedev probably has the most clearly defined policies - they consist essentially of doing the same as Vladimir Putin. So closely aligned, in fact, are the two men’s policies, that Medvedev has already invited Putin to become his first Prime Minister.

Perhaps Dmitry Medvedev’s one saving grace is that he is a hard rocker. It’s hard to imagine that a fan of Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin, could be a entirely slavish devotee of authority…

Prediction: Although Medvedev is polling at 75-80%, I’m going to stick my neck out and say he’ll finish up with around 60-65% of the popular vote. Scoring less than 50% would be an utter disaster for Medvedev but, barring an unexpected catastrophe, there’s no chance of his being forced into a run-off.

Gennady Zyuganov - Communist Party of the Russian Federation
Official website: kprf.ru/personal/zyuganov/

Gennady Zyuganov Communist PartyHe might not look it from the picture, but Zyuganov is the battle scarred veteran of Russian politics.

In 1996, during some of Russia’s darkest days since the end of the Soviet Union, Zyuganov ran against Boris Yeltsin for the Presidency. Scoring 32% of the vote - just 3% less than Yeltsin - during the first round, he forced the election into a run-off. Zyuganov’s campaign focused on Yeltsin’s ill health, and the terrified incumbent President had to draw on all the advantages of state power to secure a narrow victory in the final round. In doing so, Yeltsin set the standard for all future ‘managed’ elections in Russia.

Zyuganov had another pop at the Presidency in 2000, scoring a reputable 29% of the vote and, although he had the good sense to avoid the 2004 race against an insanely popular Putin, he’s back for more this year.

Zyuganov’s chances of victory are all but nonexistent. The Communist Party’s core demographic is older voters, nostalgic for Soviet stability, and old Father Time is steadily killing off his support.

A number of disaffected younger Russians, who no longer remember the Communist era, are joining the Communist Party as an expression of their frustration, but probably not in large enough numbers to balance the losses among older supporters.

As you’d expect from a Communist - the core of his policy is based around renationalisation of private industry.

Polling at around 10%, Zyuganov will again be hoping for a second place finish. Anything above 25% would be a remarkable victory for him, and I’d imagine his campaign will try to establish him as the only reputable alternative for all disaffected Russians - especially now that Mikhail Kasyanov, the only recognisable Liberal candidate has been forced out of the race.

Prediction: Zyuganov will be thrilled that Kasyanov is out of the race. My money is on Zyuganov to exceed expectations, and pull in 20-25% of the popular vote, paving the way for one final tilt at the top job in 2012.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky - Liberal Democratic Party of Russia
Official website: ldpr.ru

Vladimir Zhirinovsky - Liberal Democratic PartyMad Vlad, they call him. Because he is.

Off all the candidates, Zhirinovsky is the most colourful. He’s an extreme nationalist, but at the same time a very pragmatic politician, who knows how to appeal to his base. An anti-semite with a Jewish father, he regularly calls for the reformation of the Soviet Union - he was a vocal supporter of the 1991 coup against Mikhail Gorbachev - and gets into fist fights in the Russian Parliament. Most would roll their eyes, but a small minority of voters love him.

As a result, Zhirinovsky has been a force in Russian politics for almost two decades, ever since he founded the very first official opposition party in the Soviet Union, way back in 1990.

The LDPR has now morphed into a nationalist party, but one with just about enough support to give it a few seats in the Russian Duma - probably helped by Zhirinovsky’s inspired decision to ask Andrei Lugovoi, the man wanted in Britain for poisoning Alexander Litvinenko, to head up the party list.

Since the fall of the Soviet Union, Zhirinovsky has run for President three times (along with Zyuganov, he chickened out of running against Putin in 2004), and never received more than 8% of the vote. His last run was in 2000, where he scored a disappointing 2.7% of the national vote.

Prediction: This year, in a small field, Zhirinovsky will be aiming to ride on the coat-tails of the Kremlin’s newly assertive foreign policy and break the 10% barrier for the first time. I’m not convinced of his broader appeal, though and think undecided anti-establishment voters would prefer to go with Zyuganov or Bogdanov instead, leaving Zhirinovsky with a disappointing but respectable 5-8%.

Andrei Bogdanov - Democratic Party of Russia
Official website: democrats.ru (link broken at time of writing)

Andrei Bogdanov - Democratic PartyAt 38, Andrei Bogdanov is the youngest, and most unexpected candidate in this election.

Bodganov heads up a liberal party that is both genuinely liberal, and genuinely unpopular in Russia. How the leader of a party that managed to secure 0.3% of the popular vote in a national election a few months ago managed to secure 2 million signatures to get onto the ballot for the Presidential Election is anyone’s guess.

That his 2 million signatures were approved by the Central Election Commission, while the 2 million signatures of former Prime Minister Mikhail Kasyanov were ruled invalid has led to criticisms that Bogdanov is only in the election so that the Kremlin can remove its only real liberal opponent and still point to the results and say: “Look, Russia is a democratic country - there is a Liberal party in our elections, and nobody voted for them!”

Campaigning on a platform of integration with the European Union and NATO, Bodganov has no chance of securing a sizeable vote.

But, looking on the bright side, as well as being genuinely liberal, Bogdanov has long hair, and he’s the Grand Master of the Russian Masonic Lodge.

Oh, and Bogdanov is one of Russia’s most prominent political bloggers. In between political commentary, he likes to post pictures of himself in his swimsuit.

Bogdanov will be aiming to pick up votes from other disenfranchised liberals, plus the odd protest vote. A result of around 5% would be good, anything above that could potentially position himself and his party as one of the most influential Liberal parties in Russia ahead of the next round of Duma elections in a few years.

Prediction: Despite his weaknesses, Bogdanov is the only liberal candidate, and I think enough liberals will swallow their pride to push Bogdanov just past the 5% mark.

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Back in the USSR

Posted on 18 February 2008 by Andy

If you’re in a bar in Russia, there’s live rock music playing, and the band spot you aren’t from Russia - chances are they’ll play the Beatles classic ‘Back in the USSR’ just for you. This post rounds up some of the coolest, and the oddest covers of ‘Back in the USSR’ that I could find on Youtube, and is dedicated those bands.

First up, lets start with an unexpected star turn from Sigourney Weaver - a con artist pretending to be a Russian, Sigourney is forced to sing the only traditional Russian song she can think of. Accompanied, naturally, by balalaikas.

What? Sigourney was a bit too slow for you? How about this from Ukrainian singer Ruslana then. Stick around to the 25 second mark - it’s well worth the wait for the ultimate in cheesy Eastern Euro-pop covers:

Hmm. Talking of mind-blowing, some say that a few select Beatles songs contain coded messages when played backwards. Is there a coded message in Back in the USSR? Find out for yourself:

OK - enough of the backwards silliness. Let’s go forwards again - this time with an oddly compelling fingerstyle version by PeaceJoyTown:

This Battlestar Galactica mashup is quite mellow too. Very, very odd though.

Speaking of odd - it’s the Hoff!

And there you have it. Let’s finish up with one final video of the only Beatle ever to actually sing Back in the USSR in Russia - yes, Paul McCartnery couldn’t resist throwing it into the playlist for his 2003 Red Square concert.

Did you spot a certain Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin in the crowd, his head almost imperceptably nodding along in time to the beat?

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Every Russian Bond Girl Ever

Posted on 11 February 2008 by Andy

There have been a lot of Bond Girls, but everyone knows that Russian Bond Girls are the sexiest.

Here’s a brief rundown of every Russian Bond Girl, ever.

Tatiana Romanova - From Russia With Love (Daniela Bianchi)

Tatiana Romanova - Daniela BianchiA Corporal in the Soviet Army, Tatiana Romanova believes she is on a secret mission for her country to seduce James Bond. Instead, she is just a unwitting pawn of the evil SPECTRE, who want to get their evil mitts on LEKTOR, the Soviet encryption machine.

Although James Bond suspects a trap, he meets with Tatiana, who plans to defect with the LEKTOR machine.

After spending some quality time together, Bond and Romanova blow up the Soviet embassy in Istanbul and flee with the LEKTOR machine on the Orient Express. There, in the climactic scene, Romanova shoots Klebb, the assassin pursuing them, saving Bond’s life.

Top Quote:

Tatiana Romanova: The mechanism is… Oh James, James… Will you make love to me all the time in England?
James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.

Anya Amasova - The Spy Who Loved Me (Barbara Bach)

Anya Amasova - Barbara BachIn the intro to The Spy Who Loved Me, James Bond is attacked by a group of ski-ing KGB assassins. Before parachuting to freedom, he manages to kill one of his attackers - who just happens to be Amasova’s lover.

Amasova is also a KGB agent and throughout the film, she and Bond are on the trail of a stolen nuclear submarine. Competing with each other to fulfil their mission the pair, of course, fall in love.

Then Amasova finds out that James Bond killed her lover…

Amasova swears revenge but, ever the KGB professional, she refuses to kill him until they have completed their mission.

In the final scene, Amasova tells Bond “This mission is now over” and ominously points her gun at the British secret agent.

But, of course, Amasova discovers that her love for Bond is too strong for her to carry out her threat. Instead she shoots the cork off a bottle of champagne, and the two pop off into a luxury escape pod to catch up on old times…

Top Quote:

James Bond: Oh, by the way, thanks for deserting me back there.
Anya Amasova: Every woman for herself, remember?
James Bond: Still, you did save my life.
Anya Amasova: We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond.

Pola Ivanova - A View to a Kill (Fiona Fullerton)

Pola Ivanova - Fiona FullertonPola Ivanova has a short, but sweet, role in A View to a Kill.

Ivanova is, of course, another of those mysterious women from Bond’s past who just happens to also be a Soviet spy. Caught spying on billionaire villain Max Zorin, Ivanova fights with Bond until the pair fortunately recognise each other.

They then, of course, have to hop into the hot tub to wash off the sweat and blood.

Having done the not so dirty, Bond then steals a secret tape from Ivanova, swapping it for a less intersting tape of Japanese music, and goes back to fighting the evil Zorin.

Top Quote:

The bubbles tickle my… Tchaikovsky!

Xenia Onatopp - Goldeneye (Famke Janssen)

Xenia Onatopp - Famke JanssenLots of Bond girls were murderers, but Xenia Onatopp was the only Bond girl to get her sexual kicks from murdering people - preferably between her famously powerful thighs.

Early in the film, Onatopp murders a Canadian Admiral by crushing him between her thighs while loudly orgasming, and it’s not long before James Bond becomes her target. Twice during the film, Onatopp attempts to squeeze Bond to death between her legs, but is thwarted each time after an arousing contest.

When not trying to fulfil her murderous sexual desires, Xenia Onatopp is a crack helicopter pilot. After the fall of the Soviet Union she put her skills (both sexual and aviational) to good use for the JANUS crime syndicate, first stealing a prototype European helicopter from the unfortunate Canadian General, and then flying Russian General Arkady Ourumov across Siberia to steal the Goldeneye satellite weapon’s controller.

In their final confrontation, Bond as always finds himself in a tight squeeze. However, yet another sultry Russian is on hand to distract Onatopp and save Bond yet again. Having escaped Onatopp’s clutches, Bond kills her by shooting her helicopter pilot - Xenia Onatopp is appropriately crushed to death by her own safety harness.

Top Quote:

This time, Mr. Bond, the pleasure will be all mine.

Natalya Simonova - Goldeneye (Izabella Scorupco)

Natalia Simonova - Izabella ScorupcoComputer programmer Natalya Simonova is the sole survivor of the attack in which General Arkady Ourumov and Xenia Onatopp’s steal the Goldeneye controller.

Simonova meets Bond while the two of them are tied up, captives of rogue MI6 agent Alex Trevelyan. Naturally, despite being trussed up in a helicopter programmed to self-destruct, the two escape together and become lovers.

Many adventures ensure before Simonova saves the day not once, but twice. After reprogramming the Goldeneye satellite to crash harmlessly into the ocean, she turns her attentions to femme fatale Xenia Onatopp, distracting her briefly from her mission to crush James Bond.

Top Quote:

Natalya Simonova: How can you be so cold?
James Bond: It’s what keeps me alive.
Natalya Simonova: No. It’s what keeps you alone.

Bonus Bond Girl: Camille - The Quantum of Solace (Olga Kurylenko)

Olga Kurylenko - CamilleLooking through the article, you might have noticed that Russian Bond Girls have always been portrayed by actors from the West - never from Russia or the Soviet Union. Well, that’s about to change - almost - with the introduction of the first Ukrainian Bond Girl.

Ukrainian actress Olga Kurylenko has been announced as one of two Bond Girls who will star in the upcoming movie, provisionally titled Bond 22 (or, possibly, if you believe Daniel Craig, just ‘007′). She will play the role of Camille.

Not much has been announced about the fim yet, but judging by the sound of her name, and that Kurylenko is a big star in France, it sounds as though ironically, she may be the first Eastern European actress to play a Western Bond Girl.

Kurylenko , discovered by a talent scout on the Moscow metro when she was just 13, has been causing quite a storm in the media in recent weeks - not just because she is a beautiful pre-Bond girl, but because she appears in the recently released French film The Serpent, which contains quite a lot of nudity and some rather explicit Japanese rope bondage scenes.

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Top 5 Russia Blogs

Posted on 28 January 2008 by Andy

There have been a few attempts to provide a statistical ranking of the top Russia blogs. But, for some reason, everyone except the blogger who tops the list complains that they aren’t accurate.

So, I thought I’d have a go at putting together a list of the Top 5 Russia blogs and, mindful of this problem, decided to base my list purely on my own subjective opinion. Not a statistic in sight.

Here, in no particular order, is my selection of the Top 5 Russia Blogs - the most influential, the most interesting and sometimes the most controversial Russia blogs out there. Feel free to disagree in the comments…

Sean’s Russia Blog

Seans Russia BlogIf you’re looking for serious, but readable commentary on Russia, Sean’s Russia Blog is the place to go.

The only academic in my Top 5 and (if you count La Russophobe as a group blog) the only solo blogger as well, Sean’s Russia Blog combines academic rigour with an accessible, easy to read style. Sean’s Russia Blog is also the longest running blog in my list, having been publishing on and off since October 2004 - that’s almost as long as Siberian Light.

Oh, and if you’e looking for information about Youth Politics in Russia (or punks, for that matter), Sean knows all there is to know…

La Russophobe

La RussophobeFor almost two years now, the burning question on everyone’s lips has been… is La Russophobe a CIA agent pushing anti-Russian propaganda, or is she just a deranged lunatic with a grudge against Russian tennis players and way too much time on her hands?

Nobody knows, but everyone seems to have an opinion.

La Russophobe burst onto the scene almost two years ago and has been spewing out a frankly stunning quantity of anti-Russian rhetoric ever since. Nothing and no-one Russian escapes her biting criticism - Russia itself, Putin, Sharapova, and any blogger unfortunate enough to get in her way. Pretty much everyone associated with Russia and in the public eye (including me) has, at one time or another, been on the end of a La Russophobe spanking.

La Russophobe could not be a more combative blogger if she tried.

But, love her or hate her, La Russophobe has become easily one of the most influential, not to mention prolific, bloggers about Russia. Day in, day out (except Thanksgiving), the vitriolic anti-Russian posts keep flowing. Offensive they may be, but they often contain enough of a kernel of truth to force Russophiles to sit back and consider just how accurate their cherished beliefs are.

Russia Blog

Russia BlogRussia Blog is perhaps the most pro-Kremlin of the blogs in this list, but it is also the blog that brings the widest range of voices to our attention, with commentary from experts and other bloggers, as well as its own in house editorial team of Yuri Mamchur and Charles Ganske.

One of two group blogs in my list backed by either a business or a policy organisation, Russia Blog often takes some flak for being run by an organisation associated with pro-Creationist views. But I can’t say I’ve ever really Russia Blog covering the creationist debate in Russia. A missed opportunity, perhaps?

Robert Amsterdam

Robert AmsterdamI’ll bet you never knew that Mikhail Khodorkovsky’s lawyer was a blogger? And a prolific one, at that.

As you’d expect from a law firm representing Vladimir Putin’s imprisoned oligarchic opponent, Robert Amsterdam and his team generally take an anti-Kremlin line. But, in contrast to La Russophobe, he also tends to give credit where it is due and the Russian government does something right. It’s just a shame that the opportunity doesn’t crop up all that often…

Like Russia Blog, Robert Amsterdam also showcases other writers, notably investigative journalist Grigory Pasko, and produces some excellent translations of non-English language articles.

English Russia

English RussiaRussia’s a big country but, if something cool happens on the 1/6th of the world’s surface that is Russia, English Russia will be there to cover it.

Mostly filled with photographs and videos, English Russia showcases Russia in its glory, in its shame, and in its epic scale.

And, sometimes we just want to read the funny stuff. Not every blog about Russia has to cover politics…

You want more?

Of course, in a list of just 5 blogs about Russia, I couldn’t cover every blog that I love reading, or give a comprehensive introduction to wide variety of Russia Blogs out there. So, if you’re looking for more reading, or if you just can’t stand the five blogs I’ve picked out, there’s a big list of Russia blogs on the sidebar. Take a look around…

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Khalkhin-Gol: The forgotten battle that shaped WW2

Posted on 21 January 2008 by Andy

Manchuria map

In August 1939, just weeks before Hitler invaded Poland, the Soviet Union and Japan fought a massive tank battle on the Mongolian border - the largest the world had ever seen.

Under the then unknown Georgy Zhukov, the Soviets won a crushing victory at the batte of Khalkhin-Gol (known in Japan as the Nomonhan Incident). Defeat persuaded the Japanese to expand into the Pacific, where they saw the United States as a weaker opponent than the Soviet Union. If the Japanese had not lost at Khalkhin Gol, they may never have attacked Pearl Harbor.

The Japanese decision to expand southwards also meant that the Soviet Eastern flank was secured for the duration of the war. Instead of having to fight on two fronts, the Soviets could mass their troops - under the newly promoted General Zhukov - against the threat of Nazi Germany in the West.

In terms of its strategic impact, the battle of Khalkhin Gol was one of the most decisive battles of the Second World War, but no-one has ever heard of it. Why?

Rising Tensions
It was perhaps not all that surprising that the Soviet Union and Japan, two expansionist powers who just happened to be close neighbours, butted heads in the Mongolian borderlands.

Tensions between the two had been high for decades, and had erupted into open conflict on a number of occasions. Japan had clearly had an edge over Russia during the early part of the 20th century - it had decisively defeated Tsarist Russia in the Russo-Japanese war of 1905 (a conflict most memorable, perhaps, for the Russian Navy’s folly of sailing its entire Baltic fleet around the globe only to be promptly sunk by the Japanese Navy within days of its arrival), and had occupied Vladivostock for several years during the Russian civil war.

But, by the 1930s, the Soviet Union under Stalin was a resurgent power, and had become a major regional rival to the Japanese. The Japanese High Command were particularly concerned about the threat Soviet submarines posed to Japanese shipping, and the ease with which Soviet bombers, operating out of Vladivostok, would be able to reach Tokyo.

Flashpoint

By the late 1930s, both Mongolia and bordering Manchuria (Manchukuo) were Soviet and Japanese puppet states.

NomonhanThe border between the two was hotly disputed. Japanese backed Manchuria claimed that the border ran along the Khalkhin-Gol river, whereas the Mongolians argued that the border actually ran just east of Nomonhan village, some 10 miles east of the river.

Although the two countries had previously fought some minor skirmishes (most notably at Changkufeng/Lake Khasan in 1938, a battle which resulted in more than 2,500 casualties on both sides), the battle of Khalkin Gol was sparked when, on 11 May 1938, a small Mongolian cavalry united entered the disputed area in search of grazing for their horses. They were quickly given a bloody nose and expelled by a larger Manchurian unit but, within days, the Mongolians returned with greater support and forced the Manchurian forces to retreat.

The conflict slowly but gradually escalated until Soviet and Japanese forces were drawn into direct conflict. On 28 May Soviet forces surrounded and destroyed a Japanese reconnaisance unit. The Japanese unit, led by Lt Colonel Yaozo Azuma suffered 63% casualties in total, losing 8 officers and 97 men, plus suffering 34 wounded.

A month of relative quiet followed this battle. But, instead of using the time to consider a peace deal, both sides redoubled their efforts to build up their forces in the region.

Daring Japanese Air Raid

Japanese Ki-27 planeThe quiet was shattered on 27 June by a daring Japanese air-raid on the Soviet air base at Tamsak-Bulak in Mongolia. The unprepared Soviets lost many planes on the ground although, once they got airborne they gave a good account of themselves. Their skill, however, could not prevent the Japanese pilots returning gloriously home, having destroyed twice as many Soviet planes as they had lost themselves.

However, their glory was short-lived. The Imperial Japanese Army Headquarters, based in Tokyo, had not been told of the attack in advance, and was not amused at the local commander’s initiative. When news of the raid reached Tokyo, furious Generals immediately ordered that no further air strikes would be launched - a decision for which Japanese foot-soldiers later paid a high price.

The Japanese ground attack

Despite their decision to withdraw air cover, Tokyo was happy to authorise a land-based operation to “expell the invaders.”

Lt. Gen. Michitaro Komatsubara, well schooled officer, planned a devastating two-pronged assault that would encircle and destroy the Soviet armies and bring him a glorious victory.

Japanese troops Nomonhan Khalkhin GolHis Northern task force launched its first assalt on 1st July. After easily crossing the Khalkhin Gol river, Japanse soldiers drove the Soviet forces from Baintsagan Hill and quickly began to advance southwards. The following day his Southern task force followed them with another massive assault.

However, Komatsubara soldiers were ill-prepared, and not able to take advantage of their early success. Poor logistical planning meant that their supply line across the river consisted of just one pontoon bridge.

Seizing their opportunity, the Soviets under Zhukov quickly rallied 450 tanks for a daring counter-attack. Despite being entirely without infrantry support, they attacked the Japanese task force on three sides, and very nearly encircled them.

By 5 July, the battered Japanese Northern Taskforce had been forced back across the river.

The second Japanese attack

Following the failure of their first attack, the Japanese withdrew and planned their next move. Defeat was not an option for Komatsubara. After giving his soldiers a fortnight to recover, and restock their supplies, he conceived another assault plan - this one relying on brute force.

On 23 July, backed by a massive artillery bombardment, the Japanese threw two divisions of troops at the Soviet forces that had, by now, crossed the river and were defending the Kawatama bridge. wo days of fierce fighting resulted in some minor Japanse advances, but they were unable to break Soviet lines and reach the bridge. Despite thousands of casualties, the battle was effectively a stalemate.

Unable to progress further, and rapidly running out of artillery supplies, the Japanese decided that discretion was the better part of valour, and disengaged to plan a third assault.

The Soviet Counter-attack

Zhukov Khalkhin Gol NomonhanPlanning for a third Japanse assault went well, but the Soviets under Zhukov beat Lt Gen Komatsubara to the punch.

By August 20th, Zhukov had amassed a force of more than 50,000 men, 498 tanks and 250 planes. Matched against him was a similarly sized, but not well armoured Japanese force, that had no idea the Soviet counter-attack was coming.

A classic combined arms assault followed, as thousands of Soviet infantry attacked the Japanese centre, Soviet armour encircled the Japanese flanks, and the Soviet air-force and artillery pounded the Japanese from long-range.

By August 31st, the encircled Japanese force had been decimated and surrounded. A few Japanese units managed to break out of the encirclement, but those who remained followed Japanse martial tradition and refused to surrender.

Zhukov wiped them out with air and artillery attacks.

The conflict ends

Just one day later, half way across the world Hitler and Stalin invaded and carved up Poland.

Despite technically being an ally of Nazi Germany, it became prudent for Stalin to ensure that he Eastern flank was also secure. Rather than advancing to push home their tactical advantage and escalate the conflict, Zhukov’s armies were ordered not to press home their advantage. Instead, they were ordered to dig in and hold their position at Khalkhin Gol - the border they had previously claimed as theirs.

The total number of casualties suffered by each side is far from clear, particularly as neither Imperial Japan nor the Soviet Union were particularly ‘open’ societies.

Official statistics report just over 17,000 Japanese total casualties, compared with around 9,000 on the Soviet side. Some historians claim that Japan lost more than 45,000 men, while the victorious Soviet armies lost a ‘mere’ 17,000 men.

Most likely, as always, the true figure lies somewhere in the middle.

How Khalkhin-Gol changed the course of history

The battle of Khalkhin-Gol decisively showed the expansionist Japanese military that it was not a match for the Soviets - particularly while Japanese forces were still bogged down throughout China. The Soviets under combined their forces to stunning effect, while Japanese tactics remained stuck in a pre-modern mindset that valued honour and personal bravery more highly on the battlefield than massed forces and armour.

When Hitler finally invaded the Soviet Union in 1941 the Japanese, although tempted to join the attack, remembered the lessons of Khalkhin Gol and decided to remain on the sidelines, ensuring that the stretched Soviet military could focus its forces on just one front. This, in turn, meant that Nazi Germany was forced to fight a four year war on two fronts - against the Soviets in the East, and the British and Americans in the West.

Defeat at Khalkhin-Gol can also be seen as a major factor in the Japanese decision to expand into the Pacific. As expansion to the North-West was no longer an option, ill defended and scattered colonial territories made far easier targets. Even the United States was deemed a less formidable adversary than the Soviet Union and, if the Japanse had not lost at Khalkhin-Gol, they would surely have never attacked Pearl Harbour.

However, although the Japanese probably took the sensible strategic course after Khalkhin Gol of targetting a ‘weaker’ opponent, they didn’t learn the combat lessons dealt out by the Soviet army. Honour and bravery remained central to the Japanese military mentality and, once they had recovered from the initial onslaught, the United States and Britain were able to mass their forces and push the Japanese out of the Pacific and back to the Home Islands in one brutal battle after another.

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Best of Siberian Light in 2007

Posted on 29 December 2007 by Andy

2007It seems as though blogs all over the world are using the last few days of 2007 to do a recap of the year.  And who am I to go against the trend? 

It’s certainly been a fun year - the sheer amount of interest in Russia inspired me back in December 2006 to resurrect this blog from its year long slumber. 

Since December 2006, I’ve published hundreds of new posts, received probably a thousand or more comments on Siberian Light, more than 125,000 people visitors to Siberian Light and, best of all, rekindled many friendships and made many more new ones.

So, here are a few of my favourite posts from the past year, starting way back in January 2007…

January

The first full month since relaunching was spent getting Siberian Light back on its feet.  Lots of small posts were the order of the month, interspersed with the odd longer piece, including this photo-report of the London Russian Winter Festival

January was overshadowed, however, by sad news of Aussiegirl’s untimely death.

February

Things really kicked off in February with the launch of the Siberian Light interview series.  First up was my interview of La Russophobe - an interview that proved so controversial that I had to write a follow up post three days later to explain myself!

More people visited Siberian Light in February 2007 than ever before (or since) thanks to this simple map showing Russia surrounded by US military bases.  The post hit the front page of Digg, a social networking site, causing a massive influx of visitors - more than 20,000 in just one day alone.  At one stage SL was receiving more than 3,500 visitors every hour…

March

A month of consolidation.  The interviews series continued, and we heard the views of Mike Averko, Copydude, Sean Guillory and Nathan Hamm.

Perhaps the biggest feature of this period was the level of discussion in the comments sections of individual posts - this discussion about rival protests in Kiev is just one example of many.

April

In fact, discussion in the comments became so heated, I had to write a comments policy

And when we got bored of fighting, we tried to discover what was under the blurry bits on Goggle maps of Siberia.

May

Siberian Light was nominated in the Best CIS weblog category of the 3rd annual European Weblog awards.  Fifth place was about right for a blog that had just returned from a year long break - Central Asian blog New Eurasia was the contest’s deserved winner.

Meanwhile, in honour of Russia’s participation in the Eurovision Song Contest, I published an article collecting every Russian Eurovision video ever released.

June

The wit and wisdom of Vladimir Putin captured my attention in June, as I compiled a list of Vladimir Putin quotes to live your life by.

Also in June, Siberian Light mourned the death of Mosnews and peered into the crystal ball to ponder just how Russia might self-destruct.

July

Henry Kissinger visited the Kremlin for secret talks with Putin - and almost nobody in the West noticed.  Siberian Light did.

We also noticed the high heeled sprint in St Petersburg.

And that Baltika beer was for sale in England.

August

The 1,000th post was published on Siberian Light, completely overshadowing the publication of pictures of Vladimir Putin fishing.

September

I moved house and my internet connection broke.  Nuff said.

October

As well as warning you of new Russian visa regulations, Siberian Light considered whether pictures of kissing policemen would bring shame on Russia

Oh, and Russia beat England at football.  No cheating required.

November

Siberian Light was one of the first English language news outlets (blogs or mainstream media) to cover the Gravikol 21 story - Russian bloggers, incensed by a pharmaceutical scam targetting pensioners, hit back in style, bringing the offending company to its knees with 21 million (!) telephone calls.

Mike Averko popped in to review The New Cold War - Mark MacKinnon’s new book.

And we introduced you to Russia’s answer to Borat - Peter Natlitch’s Guitar video.

December

Election and succession fever hit in December.  United Russia comfortably won the elections, and all became clear about who would be Russia’s next President (Medvedev) and who would be Russia’s next Prime Minister (Putin, of course).

Oh, and incidentally, in the space of a few days, Putin became Time Magazine Person of the Year AND the world’s fourth richest person.

What now for 2008?

Watch this space…

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Russian bloggers expose Gravikol 21 pharmaceutical scam targeting pensioners

Posted on 06 November 2007 by Andy

Gravikol poster 1Over the past few weeks thousands of Russian bloggers have united to combat a pharmaceutical scam that tried to persuade Russian pensioners to spend around half of their annual pension on a course of Gravikol 21 - ‘anti-arthritis’ drugs that were actually little more than vitamin pills.

In the course of their campaign, Russia’s bloggers have not only publicised the scam nationwide, they’ve forced the notoriously unresponsive Russian government to act.

In perhaps the most startling expression of their offline power, Russia’s bloggers made 21 million (!) phone calls to the offending company’s switchboard, forcing it into meltdown.

The story has hardly been heard outside of Russia - try a Google News search for Gravikol, if you don’t believe me - but it will fundamentally alter perceptions of how Russian bloggers can influence Russian public life.

How Russia’s Bloggers discovered the Gravikol 21 scam

Early in October, blogger Brockhurst received a telephone call from his elderly mother, desperate for money to buy expensive anti-arthritis medication she had heard advertised on the radio. Incensed that his mother had been so desperate to buy these drugs that she had been in tears on the phone, he did a litle digging, and on October 12 rockhurst posted the news about Gravikol on his blog:

“These drugs cost R30,000 (approximately $1,500), but for today for one day only they are offering a discount for pensioners and this essential medicine for the elderly costs just R22,000 ($890). A courier will come for the money tonight… She said she had heard a radio program on which well-known cardiologists with unfamiliar surnames recommended that all elderly people use the medicine Gravikol 21 for joint pain. Take the course of 38 packets and your joints won’t trouble you for 10 years. Cardiologists. About joints — huh? Recommendations — bastards.”

(The above link is in Russian - click here for a Google Translation)

In fact, Gravikol 21 (also known as Gravikoll 21 or just plain Gravicol) was little more than “gelatin mixed with ascorbic acid and fruit flavoring.” Arthritis sufferers would do themselves more good by just eating healthily and taking regular vitamins.

And the cardiologists recommending Gravikol 21? Well, lets just say that they weren’t famous until after the Graviskol storm broke…

The first reaction of Russian bloggers was one of (justified) fury, and 5,000 comments were left on Brockhurst’s blog - the maximum that is allowed on a single livejournal post. Within hours, outraged fellow bloggers were also writing about, and digging deeper into, the story.

Direct action turns into phone meltdown

Gravikol poster 2The bloggers fury soon turned into direct action when someone came up with the bright idea of publishing the telephone number of Farmit, the manufacturers of Gravikol 21, and suggested that everyone give them a call.

Soon Farmit’s number was posted on internet forums all over Russia for all to see. Sometimes associated with the Gravikol story, sometimes attached to ads for too good to be true real estate deals, sometimes with pictures of sexy and ‘available’ Russian girls attached…

Blogger Evgeny Morozov writes:

Most of those who called in on purpose and not because they were misinformed could be generally split into three big camps: those who hanged up or went silent after getting connected, those who tried to appeal to the decency of the Farmit staff by either cursing them or trying to reasonable explain the problem, and those who placed orders for “Gravikol 21″. This third group wrecked most havoc on the Farmit operations, possibly halting them at some point. By placing orders to non-existing locations or by canceling the orders after the couriers have arrived, the callers managed to distract Farmit from fulfilling the genuine orders. Even if it’s just one per cent of those who called in placed an order, this means that 210,000 orders had to be fulfilled within just 2-3 days, a task that sounds nearly impossible even for a big pharma company. Obviously, the ensuring effect on the moral of the couriers should not be underestimated.

Morozov reports one blogger’s estimate that Farmit’s received 21 million calls in the week after this story broke. That seems a little extreme to me, but the number of calls was clearly massive.

The tactic caused chaos at Farmit as they struggled to not only answer their phones, but to deal with the mountain of fake orders they received. In effect, as Morozov notes, the attack was an offline denial of service (DDOS) attack - and it sent Farmit’s switchboard into meltdown.

Calling in the big guns

However, this story gets more interesting when the Russian blogosphere moved beyond its initial kneejerk reaction, and turned its rage into calculated political action.

…in a popular post on 13 October well-known blogger Tatyana Tikhomirova (tanchik), a St Petersburg-based doctor, raised doubts about the real use of such actions. She wrote: “Sure, together we can block this (call) center without any problems, they will change the number and advertise the new one, but we won’t be able to block all the centers as interest in this issue will tail off… MY SUGGESTION IS NOT TO TRY TO DESTROY A SECOND CENTER OR ANY CENTER AT ALL. BUT TO TRY TO JOIN FORCES TO GET A SUBSTANTIVE RESULT….” She suggested that over the next 10 days bloggers collect together instances of advertisements that make unsubstantiated claims about the benefits of any dietary supplements, not just Gravikol 21. This material could then form the basis of an open letter of complaint to officials, which bloggers would sign via a special website and would circulate as widely as possible on the Internet and hopefully in the mainstream media. Banner for farma–fake LiveJournal community (community.livejournal.com/farma–fake, 13 October)

Source: Russia: A Week in the Russian Blogosphere, 13-19 October, OSC [US Open Source Center] Report, November 1, 2007 (not available online)

It probably helped that the story was quickly picked up by Evgeny Roizman, a Russian Duma deputy from Ekaterinburg who is also a fairly prominent livejournal blogger. Within a few days of Brockhurst’s original post, Roizman had written to the Prosecutor General’s Office, demanding that they either confirm that Farmit’s actions were legal or, otherwise, open an investigation.

The involvement of a Duma deputy, combined with the sheer number of bloggers writing about the Gravikol 21 story meant that even the Russian mainstream media couldn’t ignore the story for long. After a few brief internet and radio reports, the story hit the big time on 17 October, when State TV channel Rossiya dedicated four minutes to a report on their main evening news bulletin.

Alerting President Putin

If you really want to get something done in Russia, you go right to the top. There is a long tradition of appealing to the leader (whether he be the Tsar, Party Secretary or President) for special help, so a campaign also quickly began to bring the story to the attention of President Putin.

Fortunately, Putinwas scheduled to host his annual televised Q&A session later that week, on the 18th October. The Q&A was set up to give Russian people the opportunity to phone in and in person ask Putin’s opinion on the burning issues of the day. This was too good an opportunity for Russia’s bloggers to miss, and a sustained campaign began to get a question about Gravikol-21 on the air.

Did Russia’s bloggers win?

Sadly, despite hundreds, if not thousands of calls, nobody ever got to ask Putin a question about Gravikol-21 on the air. But it seems fairly likely that the sheer volume of calls was noticed by his office. It wasn’t long before public officials began making statements on the affair:

On 16 October RIA-Novosti reported that chief public health official Gennadiy Onishchenko called on consumers to report any cases where dietary supplements were falsely advertised, while senior Federal Antimonopoly Service official Sergey Puzyrevskiy told Izvestiya newspaper on 25 October that the service had begun preliminary inquiries about the advertisements.

Source: Russia: A Week in the Russian Blogosphere, 13-19 October, OSC [US Open Source Center] Report, November 1, 2007 (not available online)

The Graviskol 21 story isn’t over yet - nobody has been charged, and Farmit are still in business. But the word is out - big time.

It would take a courageous, not to mention stupid, government official to give Farmit the all clear now. If they did, Russia’s bloggers would just take up arms again and, this time, their target might be the government…

Update: Hat tip to Blue Bloggin, which has dug out this link to an English language product page for Gravicol (note the ‘c’ in the spelling).

In 1997, Purdue University published information with promising news that Graviola has a special affinity for helping to maintain the normal functions of DNA activities in cellular meatoblism. Gravicol tincture helps to maintain a healthy immune system

At least the company selling Gravicol in the US (Infogenesis) aren’t marketing it as an anti-arthritis drug.

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Every Russian Eurovision video - ever

Posted on 10 May 2007 by Andy

Following Dima Bilan’s Russian Eurovision victory, I thought it was time to update the Russia Eurovision Video page.

Yes, what better way is there to celebrate the victory of Believe than to take a run through the YouTube videos of every single Russian Eurovision Song Contest entry - ever! That’s a decade and a half of top notch Russian Europop - t.A.t.U, Mumy Troll, Alsou, Dima Bilan - we’ve got them all!

No - there’s no need to thank me. Really. No need at all.

1994 - Youdipph - Vechni Strannik (9th)

1995 - Philip Kirkorov - Kolibelnaya dlya vulkana (17th)

1996 - Andrei Kosinskiy

Sadly, Andrei didn’t make it to the televised final of Eurovision. RTR reacted in typical Russian fashion by going off in a huff and refusing to take part in Eurovsion any more. ORT took up the reigns instead.

1997 - Alla Pugachova - Primadonna (15th)

1998 - Tatyana Ovsienko

ORT, like RTR, didn’t quite get the hang of Eurovision. In televised domestic heats, they selected Tatyana Ovsienko to represent Russia, only to discover that because of a low average score over the past few years, Russia wasn’t allowed to enter the 1998 Eurovision Song Contest.

ORT reacted in true Russian fashion. Yes - you’ve guessed it, they went off in a huff and refused to televise the 1998 event.

1999 - No entrant

Russia would have been eligible to send an entrant to the 1999 Eurovision. However, because ORT had failed to televise the 1998 Eurovision, they were barred from the 1999 event.

ORT duly learnt their lesson, and televised the 1999 Eurovision, even though there wasn’t a Russian contestant.

2000 - Alsou - Solo (2nd)

20001 - Mumiy Troll - Lady Alpine Blue (12th)

2002 - Prime Minister - Northern Girl (10th)

2003 - t.A.t.U - Ne ver’, ne boisya, ne prosi (3rd - robbed!)

2004 - Yulia Savicheva - Belive Me (11th)

2005 - Natalia Podolskaya - Nobody Hurt No One (15th)

2006 - Dima Bilan - Never Let You Go (2nd)

2007 - Serebro - Song #1 (2nd)

2008 - Dima Bilan - Believe (1st)

So, there you have it. Fifteen glorious years of Russian participation in Europe’s flagship cultural event.

My thanks to the guys who compiled the history of Russian Eurovision - a truly awesome resource without which this post would not have been possible.

Update: For almost every Latvian Eurovision song ever, check out All About Latvia.

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Russia surrounded by USA

Posted on 20 February 2007 by Andy

How does it look to be encircled by the old enemy?

This (rather simplified) map of Russian and US forces might help to put things into perspective.

The title, by the way, reads: How Americans control Russian territory.Image from English Russia.

Map of Russia surrounded by US military

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Interview: La Russophobe

Posted on 15 February 2007 by Andy

La Russophobe exploded onto the Russian blogging scene in April last year and, since then has been offending Russiophiles left, right and centre with her opinions on Russia. Her views are strong, and she doesn’t hold back in expressing them.

Possibly the subject of more hate mail and invective than even Putin himself on his best days, a fevered, not to mention demented, race is now on to discover the true identity of La Russophobe.

Well, I can’t give you a name, but I can give you a bit more of an insight as to what motivates La Russophobe. In a Siberian Light exclusive, I present her first interview, which is as combative as you would expect.

1. Why did you start blogging?

La RussophobeBefore answering, let me extend a warm welcome back to the blogosphere to Siberian Light. A little while ago a new blog called ZheZhe appeared on the scene purporting to be neither Russophobe nor Russophile but in search of a golden mean. It turned out to be a lie. The publisher was a member of Peter Lavelle’s Russophile cabal and would go on to assist the venal Julia Svetlichnaya in her smear campaign against the heroic Alexander Litvinenko. But I think that SL actually is what ZheZhe only claimed to be, and that’s a welcome addition to the effort to understand Russia. That’s also by way of background for your Question #16, lest my fans be disappointed.As for Question #1, you could say that when Victor Yushchenko was poisoned while running for the presidency of the Ukraine as an anti-Russia candidate, this was the straw that broke La Russophobe’s back. I was so horrified by this blatant act of aggression obviously perpetrated by the Kremlin against a perceived obstacle to Russian dominance in Urkaine, and even more by the West’s failure to react with appropriate vigor, that I realized new sources of information were needed and that I could not just sit by and hope they would appear. La Russophobe was created to try to establish one such source of information. If we look at the period from the poisoning of Yushchenko to the poisoning of Litvinenko, it’s a period of pure horror. And I fear it’s only the beginning.

2. What are your goals for La Russophobe?

To be put out of business. I’m not blogging because I want to but because I have to. Nothing would please me more than for Russians to cut the legs from under me by depriving me of the basis for my criticism and making the blog obsolete. I don’t even want any credit. I just want them to knock it off.

3. What have been your best and worst blogging experiences so far?

The best experience has been the willingness of readers to contribute content to the blog and to thereby develop its reach, as well as watching the explosive growth of the readership. I particularly commend our translator, who has already opened a number of windows for non-Russian speakers, most importantly with his brilliant translation of the lengthy “Spare Organs” piece from Novaya Gazeta. Frankly, the blog wasn’t created to attract large numbers of readers but merely to establish a database that could be used by those who need it. But it’s very comforting to find out how many people seriously oppose the end of democracy in Russia and want to do what they can to help. The worst experience, crude hate mail from Russophile maniacs aside, was the original Blogger engine, which was ridiculously laborious and cumbersome to use. They’ve made major improvements, but the system still needs to add quite a number of features. Granted it’s free, but it’s very un-Google-like. I’m tempted to relocate, but I figure there must be something useful in being part of Google’s umbrella and besides I’m too busy to make the effort right now. I’ve gone out of my way to try to support Blogger by requiring commenters to be members, but I’m not sure they’ve met me half way.

4. Which blogs about Russia and the former Soviet Union do you most enjoy reading?

Two I consider indispensable, David McDuff’s “A Day at a Time” and Robert Amsterdam’s eponymous blog. He’s Mikhail Khodorkovsky’s lawyer. And Siberian Light of course, where I’m frequently a commenter (much more frequently than at either of the other two, they have fairly restrictive polices and don’t seem to have commenting as their goal). And I’m a contributor at Publius Pundit, which I feel offers by far the best comprehensive review of challenges to democracy in the blogosphere, not limited to Russia. It seems to me that there’s a niche to be filled for someone who would create a blog whose sole purpose would be to serve as a conversation forum for Russia bloggers. Maybe one of your readers will seize the initiative. Also, I think there’s a need for a blog to coordinate the expansion of Wikipedia to include more information about Russia’s dissidents. I’m loathe to do this myself, because I’d be accused of bias, but somebody really should.

5. What first sparked your interest in Russia?

The fall of the Berlin Wall. Like many people, I guess, I’d been told that Russia was a nation of democrats just waiting for a chance to show themselves, so I expected great things when the Wall fell and I tried to do what I could to be of assistance in the transition. This included spending a good bit of time in Russia working on such projects. But it turns out that Russians have far less interest in something new and different than we were lead to believe. The errors in assessing the Russia question in the wake of the USSR’s collapse are clear evidence of the need for the blogosphere, as a way of introducing new ideas and calling the conventional wisdom to account for its errors.

6. What do you love about Russia? What do you hate?

I love the minority of Russian people who, against all odds and heedless of the cost, like Anna Politkovskaya, struggle almost quixotically for something better in Russia. I hate the ones who, like Vladimir Putin, are betraying Russia’s past and destroying its future, and even more I hate the ones who sit on the sidelines watching him do so. Martin Luther King had the same attitude towards the KKK and what he called “white moderates,” and I never really understood his feelings until I started blogging. The moderates are really quite infuriating and harmful, more so than the rabid nationalists. Beyond that, as you know, the list of things I hate about Russia is quite voluminous. There’s a top 10 list at the top of my sidebar for those who are interested, and it’s by now grown to almost two dozen items. In essence, La Russophobe is trying to save the minority from the majority in Russia, and we think that’s a fight worth waging.

7. If you could recommend one book about Russia, what would it be?

I’d say the “Gulag Archipelago” by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn, because if that won’t warn you off a return to the Soviet way of doing things, nothing will. For a light version, “One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich.” Let me also mention some movies for the American crowd disinclined to reading about Russia: Nikita Mikhailkov’s “Burned by the Sun”, Andrei Konchalovsky’s “Inner Circle” and Lukas Moodysson’s “Lilya 4-ever.”

8. What is your favourite place in Russia? Is there anywhere you haven’t been yet, but would love to visit?

For favorite, a truly remote country dacha in the middle of the summer filled with a large group of lightly intoxicated Russians, preferably as far removed from a nuclear station as possible, preferably in the area where Turgenev and Tolstoy lived. For future visit: Lake Baikal. The place I’d least like to visit, but probably ought to, is the radioactive wasteland known as Chelyabinsk.

9. If you could invite three Russians, past or present, to a dinner party, who would they be?

Anna Politkovskaya, Alexander Litvinenko and Vladimir Putin.

10. On balance, do you think Vladimir Putin’s Presidency has been good or bad for Russia?

Putin is by far the worst ruler Russia has ever had, because he cloaks his harmful actions in a sham democracy and thereby poisons the well of Russian attitudes towards democracy. I think anyone who sees a proud KGB spy as a transitional figure on a journey to democracy is quite mad. Yuri Andropov, the other KGB spy to rule Russia, held power for less than two years. Who would have dreamed that elections would be the means of setting a new KGB record? Putin will hold it for at least eight, and will in all probability, in some form, retain power until his demise (just like Stalin and Brezhnev). Russia is a shadow of its former self, not strong enough to live through Putin if he rules to old age. If he does, he will leave Russia as, in the words of Atlantic magazine, “Zaire with permafrost.” When he first came to power, it was possible to believe Stalin represented the future for Russia. From day one, it was clear Putin represented only the failed past.

11. Do you think Russia will ever embrace the style of representative democracy now favoured in (most of) the rest of Europe?

Not unless it is led to the well by a revolutionary equal to Lenin and as steeped in the West as Lenin was and ten times more courageous. I’d be happy if Russia would just adopt the physician’s maxim for its government: “Do no harm.”

12. Do you think the average Russian’s life today is better, or worse than it was in 1989? Why?

Russians are far worse off now than they were in 1989, because now they lack the “thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all.” Russia was suffering in 1989, but it had hope for something different from its failed past. Now, Russia is a hopeless wreck on the verge of returning to the days of Soviet automatons and without even the vibrant dissident class it had then. In other words, “Zaire with permafrost.” What can you say about the election and reelection of a proud KGB spy only a few years after that organization’s brutal and barbaric reign ended in the USSR’s total collapse. There has never been a darker moment in Russian history than right now, and that’s really saying something. The worst problem by far is the oil, which provides the Kremlin with enough money to rule and denies the impetus to reform.

13. If you could advise the Russian government to do one thing, what would it be?

Have Mikhail Khodorkovsky and Vladimir Putin switch places.

14. Russia has developed a much more assertive and confrontational approach to foreign policy over the past couple of years, particularly in its near abroad. From Russia’s perspective, what do you think are the benefits and drawbacks of this approach?

Russia gains nothing. But the Kremlin gains the ability to polarize and terrorize the population, and to whip up nationalist frenzy. These things take the public’s eyes off the Kremlin’s multitude of quantitative failures (I thank Siberian Light for linking to my attempt to document these in my recent “report card” post) and in particular its biggest one, provoking a new cold war with the United States. The USSR, with a much bigger population and economy and with many alliances, didn’t survive the first one. What will happen to lonely diminished Russia? It’s not hard to guess. The five most important words for understanding Russia are: “Pride goeth before a fall.” I think there is an analogy to the American Civil War, with Russia in the role of the South and the U.S. in the role of the North. No matter how clever Russia is or how hard it fights, if it chooses confrontation it will be crushed. But Russia has always had a problem accepting reality, as did the South. The consequences are devastating.

15. What changes in policy (if any) do you think the European Union should implement to deal with Russia’s increasing dominance over energy supplies?

Obviously, the EU should diversify and wean itself from the Russian sources of energy as Russia tries to do in this century with oil and gas what it tried in the last century with ICBM’s and tanks. It should view Russia’s clumsy recent actions as a godsend, a wakeup call that a better regime that Putin’s might not have delivered. If the EU moves away from fossil fuels entirely, that would be a big boon to the environment as well. But the EU should also realize that the Kremlin’s power is based on selling fossil fuels to Europe, and this gives the EU considerable power. It should galvanize behind NATO and use that power, especially to tell the Kremlin that places like Ukraine and Georgia are off limits. Russia’s “sphere of influence” stops at Chechnya.

16. You are known for being forthright in your views, and for not holding back in your criticism of other bloggers - indeed, you were once memorably described as the ‘enfant-terrible’ of Russia blogging. What do you feel are the benefits of this direct approach to blogging, and to commenting on others blogs. Are there any drawbacks?

There are lots of benefits and very few drawbacks. I’d focus on four key benefits. First, there is exposing hypocrisy. You’d be amazed at how many people attack La Russophobe for judging Russia too harshly while they themselves judge La Russophobe in exactly the same way. They call for tolerance on Russia, yet show none for La Russophobe. Second, one of the things I might have mentioned as a goal of the blog is to make it very clear to the Russia-watching world, especially the academic and establishment types, that there now is a stiff price to pay for issuing pro-Kremlin propaganda and for playing fast and loose with facts while doing so. It’s true I’m faulted for being so acerbic, but what the critics don’t mention is that the accuracy of my reporting is almost never faulted or even questioned because it’s quite solid. This leaves the Kremlin’s apologists no choice but to try to focus on my style, and I take that as a huge compliment. And what they also don’t recognize is that there is a method to my madness. The harshness of my rhetoric means that these folks (for instance, the ones who said that given a fair chance, Russians would build democracy) know they’d better be careful about what they say or else a certain kind of web page is going to appear and follow them for the rest of their careers. I scare the bejesus out of those folks, and I think it’s a useful service. They’re watching their Ps and Qs now, in a way they’ve never done before. Third, I’d also point out that adherents of the acerbic style like Don Imus, Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern have enjoyed rather large audiences, and having an audience is useful. A great deal of commentary on Russia is profoundly boring. Say what you like about LR, it’s far from boring. Fourth, if anyone can demonstrate that being soft-spoken and respectful has produced any positive results in Russia in terms of reform, I’d be glad to consider a change. As far as I can tell, the KGB loves it when we mince words and delay action. When the KGB is happy, I’m not. Drawbacks? Sure. Malcolm X suffered lots of drawbacks, including the ultimate one. There are probably some people who are reluctant to join forces with LR because of its confrontational attitude, and we make enemies. But into every life a little rain must fall, and I’m not sure how many of those lost friends would be essentially useless fair-weather allies. I reject the idea that harsh words can turn a friend into an enemy. I think the very notion that Russia would stop moving down the path to dicatorship if we just spoke more nicely is silly. It’s Chamberlain talking.

17. You focus a heavily on the negative side of Russia. Do you think there is anything that Putin’s government has done right?

That’s like asking if there were things Hitler did right. Sure. He made the trains run on time. He gave Germans a renewed nationalistic pride following the humiliation of World War I. Probably the slave owners in the American south did things “right” too. But that doesn’t mean it wasn’t right to offer both groups only battle. Anna Politkovskaya said of Putin: “I have wondered a great deal about why I am so intolerant of Putin. Quite simply, I am a 45-year-old Muscovite who observed the Soviet Union at its most disgraceful in the 1970s and 1980s. Putin has, by chance, gotten his hands on enormous power and has used it to catastrophic effect. I d